Now that there’s a lot of things going on at once with this blog I feel now is a good time to get a pinned post going to organise it all. So here’s a list of useful links to stay on top of everything I’m doing!
Omelette Route is an epic, experimental multi-part fanfiction series centered around the character of June Egbert and seeks to respond to the critical and creative questions raised by Homestuck, the Homestuck Epilogues and the metafictional elements born from the intersection of canon and fanon. This is a story about gender, self-determination in an uncaring system, and the myriad ramifications of authoring your own reality. (Now also on MSPFA here!)
In early 2021 I started rereading through the Pokémon Adventures manga and sharing my thoughts and reactions online. This sideblog covers my efforts in reading through the entirety of this 70+ volume manga in a hybrid reaction/analysis form. Posts hourly!
A chronological feed of my liveblog of the 2007 visual novel Umineko: When They Cry. This is a meticulous, methodical liveblog featuring regular lengthy analytical and theory-driven writeups between chapters as I come to experience this story for the first time and try my hardest to solve its mysteries.
I spend a lot of time making things online for the low price of free. I also happen to live in a society where the cost of being alive is not free. Therefore, if anyone would ever like to generously financially support me, I have a Ko-Fi for tips and donations.
no sburb beta earth au where dave “microcelebrity” strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like “woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff”. when he’s churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there’s a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro’s head and everything and dave hasn’t made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He’s From Texas (never mind the fact it’s houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short “hiatus” which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th “bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen” special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was “swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway” inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don’t own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn’t) someone finally has the bright idea to ask “hey how old are you” and he replies “i’m 13” and all hell breaks loose.
got a folding fan and i think i might just be evil now
i can make violent gestures with it. i can flutter it in front of my face to hide a smile. i can fan myself during this fucking summer heat. god’s most beautiful invention and i can feel myself falling to the dark side
just killed a mosquito in one wicked strike. god will smite me for my hubris
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
