geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

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Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time

pregnantwithababybyrd:

secretlyademigodinthetardis:

beben-eleben:

First time watching fireworks:

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 First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:

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First time getting caught in a bubble shower:

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First time driving through a dark tunnel:

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First time chatting with a puppet:

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First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:

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First time forgetting how spoons work:

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First time seeing ice cream:

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Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is

omg

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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starksfell:

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

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