when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
oh god here we go
uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue
when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti
You go girls.
They are my heroines :) love you all
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
(Source: causings)
OMG it’s like a starbucks family
most perfect family picture ever
yup, and theres me, the white one, without fabulous hair
(Source: darkandchaos)
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
(Source: fierce-imaginings)
lets start calling really bad text posts text POOsts
like this one
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
staring off into space i realized that this is the exact same body that i’ve had for 19 years. which is to say it’s the same body i had when i was two. and six. and thirteen. and it’s just…. morphed. and it’ll continue morphing…
that is so fucking rad and if you don’t think that’s fucking rad then you can go away.
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
(Source: rnozzarellasticks)
